The French soldier and his laughing buddies in the castle irritate King Arthur and Sir Galahad.Princess gave me the DVD of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" for Christmas. Whenever I need a good laugh I go to the castle scene. You have to see it to really appreciate it. From the priceless script:
KING ARTHUR: If you will not show us the Grail, we shall take your castle by force!
FRENCH SOLDIER: You don't frighten us, English pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Arthur King, you and all your silly English k-nnnnniggets. Thppt! Thppt! Thppt!
SIR GALAHAD: What a strange person.
FRENCH SOLDIER: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
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